A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Frank Dane – [Conservatives]
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Frank Dane – [Liberals]
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
Frank Dane – [Optimism]
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
Frank Dane – [Morality]
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Frank Dane – [Business]
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane – [Elections]
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
Frank Dane – [Ignorance]
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Frank Dane – [Jokes and Jokers]
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Frank Dane – [Enemies]
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane – [Winners and Winning]
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Frank Dane – [Home]
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Frank Dane – [Sin]
Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
Frank Dane – [Inflation]
Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
Frank Dane – [Politicians and Politics]
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Frank Dane – [Greatness]
The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
Frank Dane – [Books and Reading]
The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.''
Frank Dane – [Politicians and Politics]
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
Frank Dane – [Love]
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Frank Dane – [Time and Time Management]
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]
Frank Dane – [Cities and City Life]